Horror

Nosferatu (2024)

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Nosferatu (2024)

So, yes, I spent part of my Christmas Day 2024 watching a 10th century vampire wreak havoc and disease on the people of a rising metro area of Germany circa 1836. In that, I reflected that I was thankful for the little things that I have here in the good old 21st century, you know, […]

| December 25, 2024
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The First Omen (2024)

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The First Omen (2024)

Let me start by saying that I did NOT see Michael Mohan’s IMMACULATE, which came out a few weeks ago and to which my fellow critics have labeled this Omen prequel a less-than stellar carbon copy.  Having not seen that film I feel that I can safely judge this movie on its own.  So, with […]

| April 14, 2024
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Late Night With the Devil

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Late Night With the Devil

Late Night With the Devil is about as fascinating as it is frustrating.  It’s the same problem that I had with GHOSTBUSTERS FROZEN EMPIRE but, even at its flaws, I liked this one a lot better because even with its flaws, it is wildly entertaining and features a star-making performance by David Dastmalchian. Framed as […]

| March 23, 2024
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Cobweb (2023)

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Cobweb (2023)

I come to you now, dear reader with a confession.  I am reviewing Sam Bodin’s new horror thriller Cobweb without having finished it.  Yes, I bailed on it, probably about the point where the father started barfing and retching gallons of blood all over the kitchen table.  This was not a flippant decision.  I had […]

| August 1, 2023
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The Entire Halloween series (1978-2022) – Blecchh!  I’ve see ’em all!

The Entire Halloween series (1978-2022) – Blecchh! I’ve see ’em all!

I have a theory that if you stare at enough bad movies, you can see infinity.  I mean that’s kind of obvious. Staring at enough bad movies, you’ll find yourself wishing for eternity.  This has generally been my experience when I am trapped in a theater between a movie that dares me to be entertained […]

| October 24, 2022
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Hypochondriac (2022)

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Hypochondriac (2022)

Addison Heimann’s psychological horror drama Hypochondriac is the kind of movie that, as a critic, I find it difficult to describe in words, you watch it, you don’t explain it.  That might work in terms of the movie but it does not bode well for a review.  I could almost stop here and say, don’t […]

| August 5, 2022
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Mad God (2022)

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Mad God (2022)

I don’t know what to do here. I just spent an hour and twenty-three minutes beholding Phil Tippett’s Mad God, an ugly, unpleasant dystopian nightmare from which I exit the other side feeling unclean and confused.  However, given it’s pedigree, particularly the fact that Tippett – The Oscar-winning special effects wizard who worked on everything […]

| June 11, 2022
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The Righteous (2022)

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The Righteous (2022)

There is so much to love about actor Mark O’Brien’s directorial debut The Righteous, and so much a relief that a first-time filmmaker can engineer a mood piece this deliberately paced and this beautiful.  It’s a psychological drama from Canada, spare on characters and heavy on tension, and I appreciated so much of it that […]

| June 10, 2022
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