They Shot the Piano Player (2024)
Spanish director Fernando Truaba is one of those [...]
Archive for March, 2017
CHiPs (2017)
CHiPs features a brief but lingering shot of a cat’s anus. This is supposed to be a joke. That should seal the deal on whether or not you want to see it. If it doesn’t, you need help. For that reason, and many others, I don’t want to meet the people who would be entertained […]
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
I’m sorry, but if you don’t think that King Kong fighting a giant octopus is exciting, then you don’t have a pulse. Kong: Skull Island is the best time I’ve had at an action movie in quite a long time. Here is a movie that I didn’t approach with a lot of anticipation — monster […]
