Stroker Ace (1983)

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Stroker Ace (1983)

I made the observation very recently that Porky’s II: The Next Day was so scummy that it made me want to take a shower, that...
| July 1, 1983
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Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

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Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

I have seen a lot of Rod Serling’s “Twilight Zone” TV episodes in reruns enough to comment that the series seems to run about half...
| June 24, 1983
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Porky’s II: The Next Day (1983)

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Porky’s II: The Next Day (1983)

Critics have justifiably taken the original Porky’s apart for its hateful and abusive attitude toward women.  I oughta know, I’ve been one of them.  I...
| June 24, 1983
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Yellowbeard (1983)

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Yellowbeard (1983)

There aren't enough pronouns in the world to adequately describe how insuffereable "Yellowbeard" really is. It has no laughs. Not one. None. Nada. Bupkis. Zip....
| June 24, 1983
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Superman III (1983)

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Superman III (1983)

Superman III is an ugly, mean-spirited movie with barely a hint of the grandeur or the humanity that made the other two films special.  It...
| June 17, 1983
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WarGames (1983)

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WarGames (1983)

Very early on in WarGames, I became aware that the people behind this movie have little to no confidence either in computers or in our...
| June 3, 1983
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Psycho II (1983)

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Psycho II (1983)

Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho was never calling out for a sequel.  Let’s face it, few classic films really are.  A tightly-packed story doesn’t need a follow-up. ...
| June 3, 1983
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The Man With Two Brains (1983)

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The Man With Two Brains (1983)

Here’s my confession of the week: I found Steve Martin to be hysterically funny in his stand-up and on SNL but to this point I...
| June 3, 1983
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