Maestra (2023)
This review is part of my coverage of [...]
Tag: Mr. Popper’s Penguins
Annabelle (2014)
Okay, let’s talk about this stupid doll. It’s not scary. Yes, it’s creepy because it’s made to look creepy in a movie sort of way. That’s the wrong approach. Dolls are creepy only when they were made to be cute and innocent and you can clearly see that somebody at the drawing board needed to […]
Mr. Popper’s Penguins (2011)
I’m not kidding, I wanted to leave Mr. Popper and his annoying penguins within the first 15 minutes of their movie adventure. This movie is an irritating experience, and I’m not saying that because I stand outside of it’s demographic, this is a fundamentally misguided exercise that will bore and frustrate your average 7-year-old. You […]
